The Morgue Chan

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

kinconsa:

So this is the map of the hall with all the stalls and artists etc on it ^___^ 
Will post a proper list asap.

kinconsa:

So this is the map of the hall with all the stalls and artists etc on it ^___^ 

Will post a proper list asap.

morguechancosplay:

So like, we saw this thing on the internets with the whole taking off your glasses and becoming magically beautiful and stuff…

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We call hax - I mean, we take off our glasses before going to bed and that doesn’t happen.

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We’re going to try for our selves.

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See guys, we’re going to make…

ineffableboyfriends:

There’s this human who comes to sit beside the bank once a week. He always looks cold. Maybe this scarf will help…although I hope he doesn’t mind that it’s wet. I like the way his face changes when he smiles. I think I would like to see him smile more often.

ineffableboyfriends:

There’s this human who comes to sit beside the bank once a week. He always looks cold. Maybe this scarf will help…although I hope he doesn’t mind that it’s wet. I like the way his face changes when he smiles. I think I would like to see him smile more often.

fuckyeah-dyedhair:

Manic Panic Electric Lizard by AnonaMiss Beauty Emporium

fuckyeah-dyedhair:

Manic Panic Electric Lizard by AnonaMiss Beauty Emporium

livingsim:

Disney doing it right.

chocohal:

retuce:

asktherenaissanceman:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

Source



Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks. 

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.


DaVinci’s demons makes more sense now.

Vinci the best 

chocohal:

retuce:

asktherenaissanceman:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

Source

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Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks. 

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.

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DaVinci’s demons makes more sense now.

Vinci the best 

geekmuffins:

joyouslyprofane:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE REGARDS

This comic is beautiful. 

geekmuffins:

joyouslyprofane:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE REGARDS

This comic is beautiful. 

kinconsa:

Have you registered??

kinconsa:

Have you registered??

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

rena-librarian:

“Respect the thing.”

Doctor Who 5.5
Flesh and Stone

WAIT IS THIS WHAT TUMBLR IS REFERENCING WHEN THEY SAY THEY’LL DO A THING?!

me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok