• DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

(Source: best-of-imgur, via castiel-is-my-baby)

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista, via castiel-is-my-baby)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via zheenterprize)

thewonderfullurkerofoz:

kingcheddarxvii:

this upsets me

wheres that gif of patrick screaming “who are you people?” when you need it

(Source: clarkchan1211, via japhers)

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via castiel-is-my-baby)

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

(via castiel-is-my-baby)

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

(via castiel-is-my-baby)

riskpig:

penguintim:

dingdongyouarewrong:

246sodone:

zeppelincas:

bigbardafree:

livelaughawesome:


marrymejasonsegel: 


ifonlytony:


GAY BEST FRIEND 2013


It’s from the director of Jawbreaker so I hope it’s a black comedy about a gay dude who low key ruins the lives of the girls who try to use him like a fashion accessory


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iwavnhCaTpQ#!
it is


“no people should be treated as accessories”
oh my god the last 35 seconds of the video makes me really want to see this

What I find most interesting is that this movie’s plot is solely based on recognising that homosexual men are not objects for showing off but are human beings, regardless of their sexuality. This movie is teaching generations that queer teens are human.
However the following was commented on the rating of this movie,
“The film received an R rating from the MPAA for “sexual references”. The film’s director responded to the rating by saying, "I always thought of G.B.F. as a PG-13 movie, but we were given an R "For Sexual References" while not having a single F-bomb, hint of nudity or violence in the film. Perhaps the ratings box should more accurately read "For Homosexual References" or "Too Many Scenes of Gay Teens Kissing." I look forward to a world where queer teens can express their humor and desire in a sweet, fun teen film that doesn’t get tagged with a cautionary R." Source

is this the one on netflix?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlFVS6rukS4&sns=emIt’s right here. I just watched it, really good movie.

THEY HAD TWO GAY CHARACTERS BOTH PLAYED BY GAY ACTORS WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF HEAVEN

I have watched this movie a solid dozen times now. Here is a list of things you should love about it:
Luna Lovegood plays a religious homophobe.
Megan Mullaly is a supportive mother trying to understand/connect with her gay son.
The two main gay characters are actually played by gay actors.
One of the “mean girls” has a legit reason to want to be prom queen. All of the other court members have been white, heterosexual jocks and cheerleaders. She (Caprice) is black, and in drama, and thinks it’s high time a minority takes the crown.
This movie teaches that people should not be treated like pets.

riskpig:

penguintim:

dingdongyouarewrong:

246sodone:

zeppelincas:

bigbardafree:

livelaughawesome:

marrymejasonsegel: 

ifonlytony:

GAY BEST FRIEND 2013

It’s from the director of Jawbreaker so I hope it’s a black comedy about a gay dude who low key ruins the lives of the girls who try to use him like a fashion accessory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iwavnhCaTpQ#!

it is

“no people should be treated as accessories”

oh my god the last 35 seconds of the video makes me really want to see this

What I find most interesting is that this movie’s plot is solely based on recognising that homosexual men are not objects for showing off but are human beings, regardless of their sexuality. This movie is teaching generations that queer teens are human.

However the following was commented on the rating of this movie,

The film received an R rating from the MPAA for “sexual references”. The film’s director responded to the rating by saying, "I always thought of G.B.F. as a PG-13 movie, but we were given an R "For Sexual References" while not having a single F-bomb, hint of nudity or violence in the film. Perhaps the ratings box should more accurately read "For Homosexual References" or "Too Many Scenes of Gay Teens Kissing." I look forward to a world where queer teens can express their humor and desire in a sweet, fun teen film that doesn’t get tagged with a cautionary R." Source

is this the one on netflix?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlFVS6rukS4&sns=em
It’s right here. I just watched it, really good movie.

THEY HAD TWO GAY CHARACTERS BOTH PLAYED BY GAY ACTORS WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF HEAVEN

I have watched this movie a solid dozen times now. Here is a list of things you should love about it:

  1. Luna Lovegood plays a religious homophobe.
  2. Megan Mullaly is a supportive mother trying to understand/connect with her gay son.
  3. The two main gay characters are actually played by gay actors.
  4. One of the “mean girls” has a legit reason to want to be prom queen. All of the other court members have been white, heterosexual jocks and cheerleaders. She (Caprice) is black, and in drama, and thinks it’s high time a minority takes the crown.
  5. This movie teaches that people should not be treated like pets.

(Source: tonyinthesky, via nanahayashi)

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

(via castiel-is-my-baby)

nikaalexandra:

this week on “things that need to happen in supernatural”

(via castiel-is-my-baby)

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via castiel-is-my-baby)

upallnightogetloki:

goldenmcnugga:

laughbitches:

bennydickcumerbund:

Hey guys

You know this scene?

image

They weren’t supposed to touch him

I still would’ve 

Same

I know Hayley’s was unscripted but if Dominic wasn’t supposed to touch him either, that just makes everything that much more hilarious because Chris Evans’s milkshake brings EVERYONE to the yard.

(Source: hurdygurdyflurdy, via castiel-is-my-baby)

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

(via castiel-is-my-baby)

petahmaximoff:

this twitter account is golden silver and will accomplish great things

(via herecomesreckoning)